Calm The F*ck Down: The Only Parenting Technique You'll Ever Need
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Paperback; 5. 5 X 7. 75 Inches; 112 Pages; Conceived And Written By David Vienna And Illustrated By Erica Salcedo Saiz.
Great New Dad Gift That'll Keep Him Calm, Cool, And Collected.
Based On His Viral Blog Post And Addressing Concerns From "My Baby Won't Poop" To "My Boy Likes Girl Toys" To "Everything Costs Too Much, " David Vienna's Wise And Funny Parenting Advice Will Amuse And Inform-And Remind You That (Almost) Nothing Is Worth Freaking Out About.
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- If you're a good parent, you probably drive yourself bats hit with worry; this book is for you
- Based on his viral blog post and addressing concerns from my baby won't poop to my boy likes girl toys to everything costs too much, David Vienna's wise and funny parenting advice will amuse and inform-and remind you that (almost) nothing is worth freaking out about
- Includes advice from actual experts
- Great new dad gift that'll keep him calm, cool, and collected
- Paperback; 5. 5 x 7. 75 inches; 112 pages; conceived and written by David Vienna and illustrated by Erica Salcedo Saiz
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First Available: 01/01/2015
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Dimensions: 0.50 x 7.75 x 5.50 inches | Weight: 0.20 pounds
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