The Unemployed Philosophers Guild - Buying Guide
Last Updated: 04/29/2024
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Star Trek Jean Luc Picard Make it Soap! - Made in the USA
Asin: B00DWGVI0A | Model: 5420 | PartNumber: 5420 | Ean: 0814229005797 | UPC: 814229005797
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Earl Grey, Bergamot Scent. Each Piece Of Mini Soap Is 2Oz 2.25" X 1.75" X 1" Made In The Usa. Not Tested On Animals..
Features
- Boldly Go... (then hit the showers when you get back) with Jean-Luc Picard's MAKE IT SOAP.
- Earl Grey, bergamot scent. Each piece of mini soap is 2oz 2.25 x 1.75 x 1 Made in the USA. Not tested on animals.
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Dimensions: 1.00 x 2.25 x 1.75 Inches | Weight: 0.13 pounds
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Jane Austen's Finest Balm, Lip Balm Tube, Peppermint Flavored - Cruelty-Free and Made in The USA from Natural and Imported Ingredients
Asin: B07DQZFCMD | Ean: 0814229002796 | UPC: 814229002796
Net Wt.15 Oz (4.25 G) Peppermint Flavored. Made In America From Imported Ingredients..
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Gluten Free, Gmo Free, Cruelty Free. Ingredients: Organic Sunflower Oil, Organix Beeswax, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Essential Oil Of Peppermint, Vitamin E, Organic Rosemary Extract, Organic Calendula Extract.
Apply And Return To A Disposition In Which Happiness Overflows In Mirth..
Features
- Do you feel more than you ought to do? Dry lips take delight in vexing you! JANE AUSTEN'S FINEST BALM cannot take the place of friendship, yet it will teach you to hope as you had scarcely ever allowed yourself to hope before.
- Apply and return to a disposition in which happiness overflows in mirth.
- Net Wt.15 oz (4.25 g) Peppermint flavored. Made in America from imported ingredients.
- Gluten Free, GMO Free, Cruelty Free. Ingredients: Organic Sunflower Oil, Organix Beeswax, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Essential Oil of Peppermint, Vitamin E, Organic Rosemary Extract, Organic Calendula Extract
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Dimensions: 4.50 x 0.75 x 3.63 Inches | Weight: 0.02 Pounds
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Alice in Wonderland Curioser and Curioser Lip Balm Tube, Orange Marmalade Flavored - Cruelty-Free and Made in The USA with Natural and Imported Ingredients
Asin: B08BZV3SX8 | Ean: 0814229005995 | UPC: 814229005995
Net Wt.15 Oz (4.25 G) Citris Flavored. Made In America With Imported Ingredients..
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Gluten Free, Gmo Free, Cruelty Free. Ingredients: Organic Sunflower Oil, Organix Beeswax, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Essential Oils Of Orange, Lemon And Lime, Vitamin E, Organic Rosemary Extract, Organic Calendula Extract.
Fits In Your Pocket - With Your Watch Or Your Thimble Or A Piece Of Mushroom - So You Can Take It Along On All Your Adventures. Oh Dear, What Nonsense I'm Talking! I'm Very Sorry You've Been Annoyed..
Features
- "You'll get used to it in time," said the Caterpillar. What delicious balm would make your lips feel very nice? "You ought to be ashamed of yourself for asking such a simple question! Alice in Wonderland Curiouser and Curiouser orange marmalade flavour lip balm!" she answered herself.
- Fits in your pocket - with your watch or your thimble or a piece of mushroom - so you can take it along on all your adventures. Oh dear, what nonsense I'm talking! I'm very sorry you've been annoyed.
- Net Wt.15 oz (4.25 g) Citris flavored. Made in America with Imported Ingredients.
- Gluten Free, GMO Free, Cruelty Free. Ingredients: Organic Sunflower Oil, Organix Beeswax, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Essential Oils of Orange, Lemon and Lime, Vitamin E, Organic Rosemary Extract, Organic Calendula Extract
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Dimensions: 4.50 x 0.75 x 3.63 Inches | Weight: 0.03 Pounds
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We Will Wash You Freddie Mercury Soap - Made in the USA, 2oz (56g) Travel Sized Guest Bar Soap
Asin: B09MWQPGD6 | Ean: 0814229005254 | UPC: 814229005254
Made In The Usa. Not Tested On Animals..
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The Perfect Little Present For The Love Of Your Life Or Your Best Friend..
Almond, Cocoa Butter Scent. Each Piece Of Mini Soap Is 2Oz 2.25" X 1.75" X 1".
Features
- Got mud on your face? Clean it off with our We Will Wash You soap.
- Almond, cocoa butter scent. Each piece of mini soap is 2oz 2.25 x 1.75 x 1
- Made in the USA. Not tested on animals.
- The perfect little present for the love of your life or your best friend.
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Dimensions: 1.00 x 2.25 x 1.75 inches
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Frida Kahlo's On the Lips of Dreams Lip Balm Tube, Citrus Flavored - Cruelty-Free and Made in the USA from Natural and Imported Ingredients
Asin: B07DQYCY6G | Model: S5316 | PartNumber: S5316 | Ean: 0814229002772 | UPC: 814229002772
Net Wt.15 Oz (4.25 G) Citrus Flavored. Made In America With Imported Ingredients..
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Gluten Free, Gmo Free, Cruelty Free. Ingredients: Organic Sunflower Oil, Organix Beeswax, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Essential Oils Of Orange, Lemon And Lime, Vitamin E, Organic Rosemary Extract, Organic Calendula Extract.
Paint Your Self-Portrait With Orange, Lemon, And Lime Flavor..
Features
- Smooth on FRIDA KAHLO'S ON THE LIPS OF DREAMS lip balm.
- Paint your self-portrait with orange, lemon, and lime flavor.
- Net Wt.15 oz (4.25 g) Citrus flavored. Made in America with imported ingredients.
- Gluten Free, GMO Free, Cruelty Free. Ingredients: Organic Sunflower Oil, Organix Beeswax, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Essential Oils of Orange, Lemon and Lime, Vitamin E, Organic Rosemary Extract, Organic Calendula Extract
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Dimensions: 4.50 x 0.75 x 3.63 Inches | Weight: 0.03 pounds
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Star Trek Spock Soap - Made in the USA
Asin: B0996C55XP | Ean: 0814229008194 | UPC: 814229008194
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Peppermint Aloe Scent. Exfoliating. Each Piece Of Mini Soap Is 2Oz 2.25" X 1.75" X 1".
Features
- To get clean after Pon Farr or before your Kolinahr, you need clean, Vulcan mint-scented Spock Soap. Fascinating. Fresh.
- Peppermint aloe scent. Exfoliating. Each piece of mini soap is 2oz 2.25 x 1.75 x 1
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Dimensions: 1.00 x 1.75 x 2.25 inches
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Mad Hatter Pill Box
Asin: B000QV0GGG | Model: 238 | PartNumber: 238 | Ean: 0814229001782, 0784922407733 | UPC: 814229001782, 784922407733
A Fine Chrome Pillbox With A High-Gloss Image, And Reliable Spring Latch Clasp To Keep Your Meds Safely Inside..
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2" In Diameter (Across), And 5/8" Thick..
It Measures About Two Inches In Diameter And Has A Reliable Clasp, So Your Pills Won't Spill Out While You're Playing Croquet Or Floating Through A Keyhole On A River Of Your Own Tears..
Features
- It's a round, fine chrome pillbox with a high-gloss image of the Mad Hatter on the lid, along with the message "Meds or Madness."
- It measures about two inches in diameter and has a reliable clasp, so your pills won't spill out while you're playing croquet or floating through a keyhole on a river of your own tears.
- A fine chrome pillbox with a high-gloss image, and reliable spring latch clasp to keep your meds safely inside.
- 2 in diameter (across), and 5/8 thick.
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Dimensions: 1.20 x 2.60 x 2.30 Inches | Weight: 0.09 Pounds
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Shakespeare Lady Macbeth's Guest Soap - Made in the USA
Asin: B01F7OBPDO | Model: SG_B01F7OBPDO_US | PartNumber: SG_B01F7OBPDO_US | Ean: 0814229007555 | UPC: 814229007555
Made In The Usa. Not Tested On Animals..
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Fresh Milk, Cocoa Butter Scent. Each Piece Of Mini Soap Is 2Oz 2.25" X 1.75" X 1".
Features
- You'll be the perfect host or hostess when you treat visitors to Lady Macbeth's Guest Soap-the ideal soap for washing your hands and washing your hands.
- Fresh milk, cocoa butter scent. Each piece of mini soap is 2oz 2.25 x 1.75 x 1
- Made in the USA. Not tested on animals.
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Dimensions: 1.00 x 2.25 x 1.75 inches | Weight: 0.04 pounds
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Vincent Van Gogh Sunflower Soap - Made in the USA
Asin: B078S7JRDM | Ean: 0814229009832 | UPC: 814229009832
Made In The Usa. Not Tested On Animals..
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Sunflower Lavender Scent. Each Piece Of Mini Soap Is 2Oz 2.25" X 1.75" X 1".
Features
- What other soap lets you travel to the South of France without going broke and resorting to asking your brother for money? Van Gogh's Sunflower soap is a like a little Provence for your powder room. Keep this object like a treasure. Or use it to get your hands really clean. Give it to someone to let them know: "I like you just the way you Arles." In retrospect, this will come to be considered your most important soap.
- Sunflower lavender scent. Each piece of mini soap is 2oz 2.25 x 1.75 x 1
- Made in the USA. Not tested on animals.
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Dimensions: 1.00 x 1.75 x 2.25 inches | Weight: 0.13 pounds
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Winnie-the-Pooh's Hunny Soap - Made in the USA, 2oz (56g) Travel Size Pooh Bear Themed Guest Bar
Asin: B0BPDLNVZT | Ean: 0850038058517 | UPC: 850038058517
The Soap Is Stamped With The Word Hunny. Made In The Usa. Not Tested On Animals..
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The Perfect Present For Heffalumps Or Woozles..
Honey And Oatmeal. Exfoliating. Each Piece Of Mini Soap Is 2Oz 2.25" X 1.75" X 1".
Features
- No need to think, think, think - the Winnie-the-Pooh's Hunny Soap is perfect for anyone who needs a sweet little soap. Don't bother with anything else.
- Honey and oatmeal. Exfoliating. Each piece of mini soap is 2oz 2.25 x 1.75 x 1
- The soap is stamped with the word hunny. Made in the USA. Not tested on animals.
- The perfect present for Heffalumps or Woozles.
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Dimensions: 1.00 x 2.25 x 1.75 inches
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Frida's Pharmacy Frida Kahlo Pill Box - Compact 1 or 2 Compartment Medicine Case
Asin: B00DDTLNI8 | Ean: 0814229004530 | UPC: 814229004530
A Fine Chrome Pillbox With A High-Gloss Image, And Reliable Spring Latch Clasp To Keep Your Meds Safely Inside..
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2" In Diameter (Across), And 5/8" Thick..
Keep This Pill Box Close By, With Its Two Handy Compartments And Feverish, Surreal Vision Portrait Of Frida Kahlo..
Features
- Whether you're feeling like the strangest person in the world or as if you have wings to fly , it's time to down your supplements and remedies and get back to your art!
- Keep this pill box close by, with its two handy compartments and feverish, surreal vision portrait of Frida Kahlo.
- A fine chrome pillbox with a high-gloss image, and reliable spring latch clasp to keep your meds safely inside.
- 2 in diameter (across), and 5/8 thick.
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Dimensions: 2.17 x 2.17 x 1.18 inches
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Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm Tube, Cherry Flavored - Cruelty-Free and Made in The USA from Natural and Imported Ingredients
Asin: B07DQT6M2F | Ean: 0814229008057 | UPC: 814229008057
Net Wt.15 Oz (4.25 G) Cherry Flavored. Made In America From Imported Ingredients..
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Gluten Free, Gmo Free, Cruelty Free. Ingredients: Organic Sunflower Oil, Organix Beeswax, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Cherry Flavor, Vitamin E, Organic Rosemary Extract, Organic Calendula Extract.
Apply Every Day And They Will Vow And Swear And Superpraise Your Parts. For A Gentle Lady Or A Gentleman-Like Man..
Features
- The course of true love never did run smooth as this fragrant balm.
- Apply every day and they will vow and swear and superpraise your parts. For a gentle lady or a gentleman-like man.
- Net Wt.15 oz (4.25 g) Cherry flavored. Made in America from imported ingredients.
- Gluten Free, GMO Free, Cruelty Free. Ingredients: Organic Sunflower Oil, Organix Beeswax, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Cherry Flavor, Vitamin E, Organic Rosemary Extract, Organic Calendula Extract
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Dimensions: 4.50 x 0.75 x 3.63 Inches | Weight: 0.03 Pounds
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Winston Churchill Stiff Upper Lip Balm, Peppermint Flavored - Cruelty-Free and Made in the USA from Natural and Imported Ingredients
Asin: B07MSFB4VR | Model: 5366 | PartNumber: 5366 | Ean: 0814229001492 | UPC: 814229001492
Net Wt.15 Oz (4.25 G) Peppermint Flavored. Made In America From Imported Ingredients..
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Gluten Free, Gmo Free, Cruelty Free. Ingredients: Organic Sunflower Oil, Organix Beeswax, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Essential Oil Of Peppermint, Vitamin E, Organic Rosemary Extract, Organic Calendula Extract.
We Have Before Us An Ointment Of The Most Felicitous Kind. Use Another Balm? It Would Be A Pity To Be Wrong.Êcarry Stiff Upper Lip Balm And Your Lips Will Say, "Cheerio, Chaps!" May We All Come Through Soft And With Moisture!.
Features
- History may be kind to you, but not the wind, the sun, and the cold! It's one thing to keep a stiff upper lip. It's quite another when your lips are dry and sore. No one can think clearly or sensibly about this vast and burning topic, so remember the inspiring words of Sir Winston Churchill, and never surrender!
- We have before us an ointment of the most felicitous kind. Use another balm? It would be a pity to be wrong. Carry Stiff Upper Lip Balm and your lips will say, Cheerio, Chaps! May we all come through soft and with moisture!
- Net Wt.15 oz (4.25 g) Peppermint flavored. Made in America from imported ingredients.
- Gluten Free, GMO Free, Cruelty Free. Ingredients: Organic Sunflower Oil, Organix Beeswax, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Essential Oil of Peppermint, Vitamin E, Organic Rosemary Extract, Organic Calendula Extract
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Dimensions: 4.50 x 0.75 x 3.63 Inches | Weight: 0.03 pounds
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Katsushika Hokusai's The Great Wave Bath Soap - Made in The USA, 2oz (56g) Travel Size Guest Bar Soap
Asin: B08BZVNQTH | Ean: 0814229006985 | UPC: 814229006985
Made In The Usa. Not Tested On Animals..
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The Perfect Little Present For Your Bold Friend Who Is Making Waves..
Cucumber Olive Oil Scent Each Piece Of Mini Soap Is 2Oz 2.25" X 1.75" X 1".
Features
- Feel like a force of nature all day with the Katsuhika Hokusai's The Great Wave bath soap.
- Cucumber olive oil scent Each piece of mini soap is 2oz 2.25 x 1.75 x 1
- Made in the USA. Not tested on animals.
- The perfect little present for your bold friend who is making waves.
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Dimensions: 1.00 x 1.75 x 2.25 inches | Weight: 0.13 pounds
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Read My Lips Lip Balm - Excerpt of Poe's Raven Under the Label - Peppermint Flavored, Cruelty-Free and Made in the USA from Natural and Imported Ingredients
Asin: B0B1GW5ZDT | Ean: 0850038058180 | UPC: 850038058180
Under Each Clever Label Of Upg's Read My Lip Balm Is A Literary Label Under Wraps..
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Unroll The Wrapper To Read A Little Poetry, A Little Whimsey, A Little Drama - And Savor The Work Of A Favorite Writer Whenever You Reapply..
All The Moisturizing Flavors And Delicious Ingredients That Make Our Traditional Lip Balm A Year-Round Favorite... With An Unexpected Feature!.
Features
- Chilling Peppermint flavor. UNDER THE WRAPPER: from Edgar Allan Poe's The Raven (poem excerpt)
- All the moisturizing flavors and delicious ingredients that make our traditional Lip Balm a year-round favorite... with an unexpected feature!
- Under each clever label of UPG's Read My Lip Balm is a literary label under wraps.
- Unroll the wrapper to read a little poetry, a little whimsey, a little drama - and savor the work of a favorite writer whenever you reapply.
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Dimensions: 4.50 x 0.75 x 3.62 inches | Weight: 0.03 pounds
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Rosie The Riveter's Hard-Working Lip Balm - Made in the USA
Asin: B004O7EP7E | Model: 5367 | PartNumber: 5367 | Ean: 0814229001515 | UPC: 814229001515
Net Wt.15 Oz (4.25 G) Peppermint Flavored. Made In America From Imported Ingredients..
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Gluten Free, Gmo Free, Cruelty Free. Ingredients: Organic Sunflower Oil, Organix Beeswax, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Essential Oil Of Peppermint, Vitamin E, Organic Rosemary Extract, Organic Calendula Extract.
Protect Your Pout Until The Whistle Blows! Not Only Will Your Lips Be Lovely Again-They'll Be Riveting..
Features
- Are your lips parched and sore? Do they look as if they've been working hard since 1942? Wet your whistle while you work! Ask for genuine Rosie the Riveter's Hard-Working Lip Balm at the PX or your local mom-and-pop.
- Protect your pout until the whistle blows! Not only will your lips be lovely again-they'll be riveting.
- Net Wt.15 oz (4.25 g) Peppermint flavored. Made in America from imported ingredients.
- Gluten Free, GMO Free, Cruelty Free. Ingredients: Organic Sunflower Oil, Organix Beeswax, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Essential Oil of Peppermint, Vitamin E, Organic Rosemary Extract, Organic Calendula Extract
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Dimensions: 4.50 x 0.75 x 3.63 Inches | Weight: 0.03 Pounds
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Medium Freudian Slippers - Comfy Plush Slip-On Footwear with Sigmud Freud's Head and a Comfortable Built in Sock Tongue Black
Asin: B003SGCQKA | Model: 0111 | PartNumber: 0111 | Ean: 0814229002314 | UPC: 814229002314
Now Is When You'll Appreciate The Built-In Patented "Sock-Tongue" Technology Of Upg's Classic _Freudian Slippers_..
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Stretch Out On Your Favorite Couch. Maybe Take A Little Nap..
Features
- At the end of the day, it's important to relax. That's it.
- Stretch out on your favorite couch. Maybe take a little nap.
- Now is when you'll appreciate the built-in patented sock-tongue technology of UPG's classic _Freudian Slippers_.
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Dimensions: 5.37 x 13.12 x 6.75 Inches | Weight: 1.00 Pounds
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Mother's Little Helper Pill Box - Compact 1 or 2 Compartment Medicine Case
Asin: B0016WJPL6 | Model: BD9627 | PartNumber: BD9627 | Ean: 0885396908112, 0814229001775 | UPC: 885396908112, 814229001775
A Fine Chrome Pillbox With A High-Gloss Image, And Reliable Spring Latch Clasp To Keep Your Meds Safely Inside..
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2" In Diameter (Across), And 5/8" Thick..
The Mother's Little Helper Pill Box Would Make A Funny And Useful Gift For Any Overworked, Stressed Out, And Under-Appreciated Mom (Which Is Just About All Of Them)..
Features
- The pill box measures about 2 inches in diameter and features a high-gloss image of a 1950's mom with a heaping tray of food.
- The Mother's Little Helper Pill Box would make a funny and useful gift for any overworked, stressed out, and under-appreciated mom (which is just about all of them).
- A fine chrome pillbox with a high-gloss image, and reliable spring latch clasp to keep your meds safely inside.
- 2 in diameter (across), and 5/8 thick.
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Dimensions: 2.17 x 2.17 x 1.18 Inches
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Captain Kirk Boldy Go Soap - Made in the USA, 2oz (56g) Travel Size Guest Bar Soap
Asin: B0CG81X53X | Ean: 0850038058746 | UPC: 850038058746
This Small Bar Is Ideal To Use As A Guest Soap Or For Travel. Each Piece Of Mini Soap Is 2Oz 2.25" X 1.75" X 1".
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Made In The Usa. Not Tested On Animals. Try The Rest Of Our Foam Sweet Foam Soaps. Does Ordinary Soap Leave Your Bathroom Dull? Make Your Sink Or Tub Interesting With These Smart Little Soaps..
The Fresh Federation Herbal Scent Is Fresher Than A Cadet Solving Kobayashi Maru. Officially Licensed By Cbs Consumer Products..
Features
- This Captain Kirk Soap will boldly go where no soap has gone before. Its five year mission: to explore strange new bathrooms (and to be the perfect gift for any Star Trek lovers).
- The fresh federation herbal scent is fresher than a cadet solving Kobayashi Maru. Officially Licensed by CBS Consumer Products.
- This small bar is ideal to use as a guest soap or for travel. Each piece of mini soap is 2oz 2.25 x 1.75 x 1
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Dimensions: 1.00 x 2.25 x 1.75 inches | Weight: 0.13 pounds
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Read My Lips Lip Balm - Full Text of The Jabberwocky Under the Label, Eucalyptus Mint Flavor - Cruelty-Free and Made in the USA from Natural and Imported Ingredients
Asin: B0B1GYWDTZ | Ean: 0850038058166 | UPC: 850038058166
Under Each Clever Label Of Upg's Read My Lip Balm Is A Literary Label Under Wraps..
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Unroll The Wrapper To Read A Little Poetry, A Little Whimsey, A Little Drama - And Savor The Work Of A Favorite Writer Whenever You Reapply..
All The Moisturizing Flavors And Delicious Ingredients That Make Our Traditional Lip Balm A Year-Round Favorite... With An Unexpected Feature!.
Features
- Looking-Glass Eucalyptus Mint flavor. UNDER THE WRAPPER: Lewis Carroll's Jabberwocky (entire poem)
- All the moisturizing flavors and delicious ingredients that make our traditional Lip Balm a year-round favorite... with an unexpected feature!
- Under each clever label of UPG's Read My Lip Balm is a literary label under wraps.
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Dimensions: 4.50 x 0.75 x 3.62 Inches
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Aloe-saurus Jurassic Soap - Made in the USA, 2oz (56g) Travel Sized Guest Bar Soap
Asin: B09MWQ1YPP | Ean: 0814229005247 | UPC: 814229005247
Made In The Usa. Not Tested On Animals..
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Aloe And Cucumber Scent. Each Piece Of Mini Soap Is 2Oz 2.25" X 1.75" X 1".
Features
- Aloesaurus Jurassic Soap leaves all your terrible lizards clean and fresh. Excavates the dirt from tiny claws - no more sticky Archaeopteryx! Long-lasting, so it's the perfect soap for thunder lizard sleep-over parties. Discover the dinosaur footprints tracking across every bar.
- Aloe and Cucumber Scent. Each piece of mini soap is 2oz 2.25 x 1.75 x 1
- Made in the USA. Not tested on animals.
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Dimensions: 1.00 x 2.25 x 1.75 Inches
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Make Me Wet Dirty Mind Scrub Sponges, Set of 2, Assorted Styles
Asin: B0CHSV5X5J | Ean: 0850038058661 | UPC: 850038058661
Inspires You To Keep Things Steamy In The Kitchen..
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Bright And Fun Colors To Spice Up Your Cleaning Routine..
Each Sponge Measures 4" X 2.25" X 1.25" And Features A Soft Side And Scrub Side..
Features
- How you do the dishes is nobody's business. The two high-quality sponges in this set will bring a little fun into your daily drudgery or let you escape it entirely.
- Each sponge measures 4 x 2.25 x 1.25 and features a soft side and scrub side.
- Inspires you to keep things steamy in the kitchen.
- Bright and fun colors to spice up your cleaning routine.
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Dimensions: 1.25 x 4.00 x 2.75 Inches
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Monty Python Foot Soap - Made in The USA
Asin: B09C9TMDLG | Model: S5649 | PartNumber: S5649 | Ean: 0814229008408 | UPC: 814229008408
Made In The Usa. Not Tested On Animals..
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Honey And Oatmeal, Exfoliating. Each Piece Of Mini Soap Is 2Oz 2.25" X 1.75" X 1".
Features
- Fans of Monty Python's Flying Circus will fall for the classic images of Monty Python's Foot Soap - and we stamped the iconic foot right on the bar for "something completely different."
- Honey and oatmeal, exfoliating. Each piece of mini soap is 2oz 2.25 x 1.75 x 1
- Made in the USA. Not tested on animals.
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Dimensions: 1.00 x 1.75 x 2.25 inches
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Read My Lips Lip Balm - Full Text of Romeo & Juliet Balcony Scene Under Label, Pear Flavored - Cruelty-Free and Made in The USA from Natural and Imported Ingredients
Asin: B0B1GYYTHB | Ean: 0850038058159 | UPC: 850038058159
Under Each Clever Label Of Upg's Read My Lip Balm Is A Literary Label Under Wraps..
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Unroll The Wrapper To Read A Little Poetry, A Little Whimsey, A Little Drama - And Savor The Work Of A Favorite Writer Whenever You Reapply..
All The Moisturizing Flavors And Delicious Ingredients That Make Our Traditional Lip Balm A Year-Round Favorite... With An Unexpected Feature!.
Features
- Pear of star-cross'd lovers flavor. UNDER THE WRAPPER: from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet (balcony scene excerpt)
- All the moisturizing flavors and delicious ingredients that make our traditional Lip Balm a year-round favorite... with an unexpected feature!
- Under each clever label of UPG's Read My Lip Balm is a literary label under wraps.
- Unroll the wrapper to read a little poetry, a little whimsey, a little drama - and savor the work of a favorite writer whenever you reapply.
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Dimensions: 4.50 x 0.75 x 3.62 Inches
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Barack Obama's O-Balm-A Lip Balm Tube, Peppermint Flavored - Cruelty-Free and Made in the USA from Natural and Imported Ingredients
Asin: B07DQQ9YTZ | Ean: 0814229009399 | UPC: 814229009399
Net Wt.15 Oz (4.25 G) Peppermint Flavored. Made In America From Imported Ingredients..
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Gluten Free, Gmo Free, Cruelty Free. Ingredients: Organic Sunflower Oil, Organix Beeswax, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Essential Oil Of Peppermint, Vitamin E, Organic Rosemary Extract, Organic Calendula Extract.
When's The Last Time You Smiled? Well, It's Going To Be Good Again. Reach For O-Balm-A And Get Back To Normal..
Features
- Things been rough lately? There's hope! O-Balm-A is the smooth, genuine balm to make you feel good-more like yourself.
- When's the last time you smiled? Well, it's going to be good again. Reach for O-Balm-A and get back to normal.
- Net Wt.15 oz (4.25 g) Peppermint flavored. Made in America from imported ingredients.
- Gluten Free, GMO Free, Cruelty Free. Ingredients: Organic Sunflower Oil, Organix Beeswax, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Essential Oil of Peppermint, Vitamin E, Organic Rosemary Extract, Organic Calendula Extract
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Dimensions: 4.50 x 0.75 x 3.63 Inches | Weight: 0.03 Pounds
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Einstein's Famous Formula for the Lips, Lip Balm Tube, Unflavored- Cruelty-Free and Made in the USA from Natural and Imported Ingredients
Asin: B07MC9444P | Ean: 0814229003946 | UPC: 814229003946
Net Wt.15 Oz (4.25 G) Unflavored. Great For Chapped Lips! Keep It In Your Pocket, Purse, Or Drawer For On-The-Go Lip Care And Healthy-Looking Lips. Made In America From Imported Ingredients..
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Gluten Free, Gmo Free, Cruelty Free. Ingredients: Organic Sunflower Oil, Organix Beeswax, Organic Coconut Oil, Vitamin E, Organic Rosemary Extract, Organic Calendula Extract.
Another Problem Solved!.
Features
- Good news for misunderstood overachievers! Carry Albert Einstein's Famous Formula with you everywhere and let this emollient balm and you'll observe softer, smoother lips in all probability.
- Another problem solved!
- Net Wt.15 oz (4.25 g) Unflavored. Great for chapped lips! Keep it in your pocket, purse, or drawer for on-the-go lip care and healthy-looking lips. Made in America from imported ingredients.
- Gluten Free, GMO Free, Cruelty Free. Ingredients: Organic Sunflower Oil, Organix Beeswax, Organic Coconut Oil, Vitamin E, Organic Rosemary Extract, Organic Calendula Extract
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Dimensions: 4.50 x 0.75 x 3.63 Inches | Weight: 0.03 Pounds
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Bathtub Gin Soap - Made in the USA
Asin: B0CGVWMTD6 | Model: 5813 | PartNumber: 5813 | Ean: 0850038058739 | UPC: 850038058739
Perfect After A Night Of Dirty Martinis..
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Woodsy Fresh Scent. Exfoliating. Each Piece Of Mini Soap Is 2Oz 2.25" X 1.75" X 1".
Features
- After hours of putting on airs, take them off again with Bathtub Gin soap.
- Woodsy fresh scent. Exfoliating. Each piece of mini soap is 2oz 2.25 x 1.75 x 1
- Perfect after a night of dirty martinis.
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Dimensions: 0.75 x 2.00 x 1.00 inches
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Calamity Jane's Legendary Lip Elixir Lip Balm Tube, Eucalyptus Mint Flavored - Cruelty-Free and Made in the USA from Natural and Imported Ingredients
Asin: B08BZV3MDN | Ean: 0814229002758 | UPC: 814229002758
Net Wt.15 Oz (4.25 G) Eucalyptus Mint Flavored. Made In America From Imported Ingredients..
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Gluten Free, Gmo Free, Cruelty Free. Ingredients: Organic Sunflower Oil, Organix Beeswax, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Essential Oil Of Peppermint And Eucalyptus, Vitamin E, Organic Rosemary Extract, Organic Calendula Extract.
Slippery-Smooth As Round River-Bottom Pebbles And Buttery-Cool As Algae, This'll Surely Cure Yer Snappin' Turtle Kisser! Slather Yer Chops With Calamity Jane's Legendary Lip Elixir, The Brand Favored By Markswomen And Snowbirds, 'N' Be Back Shootin' Your Mouth Off In No Time. Ha Ha - Quit Yer Cussin' - That's A Good 'N. Pack A Couple Spares In Your Panniers..
Features
- Are yer lips baked 'n' dusty 'n' lookin' like they bin fought 'n' chawed by a couple a kilkenny cats? Is a little-bitty kiss from yer sweetie feelin' like a scorpion with a bullwhip? Never mind yer medicine shows. Quit yer cussin' - up 'n' git yerself Calamity Jane's Legendary Lip Elixir.
- Slippery-smooth as round river-bottom pebbles and buttery-cool as algae, this'll surely cure yer snappin' turtle kisser! Slather yer chops with Calamity Jane's Legendary Lip Elixir, the brand favored by markswomen and snowbirds, 'n' be back shootin' your mouth off in no time. Ha ha - quit yer cussin' - that's a good 'n. Pack a couple spares in your panniers.
- Net Wt.15 oz (4.25 g) Eucalyptus mint flavored. Made in America from imported ingredients.
- Gluten Free, GMO Free, Cruelty Free. Ingredients: Organic Sunflower Oil, Organix Beeswax, Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Essential Oil of Peppermint and Eucalyptus, Vitamin E, Organic Rosemary Extract, Organic Calendula Extract
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Dimensions: 4.50 x 0.75 x 3.63 Inches | Weight: 0.03 Pounds
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Birth of Venus Beauty Bar - Made in The USA, 2oz (56g) Travel Sized Guest Bar
Asin: B074N4S3N6 | Ean: 0814229008507 | UPC: 814229008507
Made In The Usa. Not Tested On Animals..
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Makes A Perfect Little Present For The Goddess Of Love And Mortals Alike..
Fresh Milk, Cocoa Butter, And Buttermilk. Inspired By Botticelli's Birth Of Venus..
Features
- Why be modest when you can use the Venus Beauty Soap Bar for your morning and evening metamorphosis?
- Fresh milk, cocoa butter, and buttermilk. Inspired by Botticelli's Birth of Venus.
- Made in the USA. Not tested on animals.
- Makes a perfect little present for the goddess of love and mortals alike.
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Dimensions: 1.00 x 2.25 x 1.75 Inches | Weight: 0.13 pounds
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Jacques - Louis David's La Mort de Marat Bath Soap - Made in The USA, 2oz (56g) Travel Size Guest Bar
Asin: B083N3218Z | Ean: 0814229006978 | UPC: 814229006978
The Soap Is Stamped With The Word Liberté. Made In The Usa. Not Tested On Animals..
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The Perfect Little Present For The Revolutionaries In Your Life..
Honey And Oatmeal Scent, Exfoliating. Each Piece Of Mini Soap Is 2Oz 2.25" X 1.75" X 1".
Features
- The Jaques-Louis Davi's La Mort De Marat Bath Soap is the friend of the people and the sink.
- Honey and oatmeal scent, exfoliating. Each piece of mini soap is 2oz 2.25 x 1.75 x 1
- The soap is stamped with the word Libert . Made in the USA. Not tested on animals.
- The perfect little present for the revolutionaries in your life.
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Dimensions: 1.00 x 1.75 x 2.25 inches | Weight: 0.13 pounds
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